Eugene...Ya gotta do better than that!

Eugene Melnyk, owner/absent fan with many troubles or with your money really none at all, "Ya gotta do better than that!"

- Fire the Head Coach and give Coach Carvel the acting pay!

- Give Phillips 30 minutes a game (PP even) get him in shape for someone else's playoff run.

- Give Alfie a month off.

- Give Bryan Murray a paid vacation in Shawville until the Trade Dead Line...no talkin' to anyone...it's no good...it bears no fruit!

- Take No. 13 off Petr and send him to the minors...he is not bigger than the "Devil"! I tried to tell you guys...ZacK had an awful time over coming Heatley's jinx!

- Pascal should be made "the" public whipping boy, he deserves it, he cost us the season!! And burn sweater #33...do these kids not know their hockey history...#33; #66; #99...

- Gonchar should be sent to Russia for a complete re-build, mental and physical, for next year.

- Kuba should be taken out behind the "Woodshed" for some character building.

Note: the fans want action...we want to see some blood on the floor!

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Alfie needs a month off!

Note: I still think the "Zebras" broke this nice old experienced team early on when they were still very competitive...they, the REFS, as a group, have turned into complete horsesh*t!

Alfie needs a month off, he looks terrible...

Coach Clouston walks the plank...Coach Carvel gets the acting pay...Alfie goes behind the bench to change the forwards...

Bring up as many kids from Bingo as the CAP/LTD can afford...lets see what we got?

Lehner gets as many games as he wants...send #33 to the Petrol Station in Montreal.

Brian Elliott gets some "nice" pills to relieve the stress...some nights it looks like he is going to explode...

Bryan gets a month in Shawville...we don't need to look at him every game sitting nervously on his perch...

And finally Mr. Melnyk has to tell the paying customers "What the f*#% is going "DOWN!"

"Ya can't make chicken salad..."

Oldest expression in hockey: "Ya can't make chicken salad out of chicken sh*t!"

We have one tradable Chris Phillips and we want to keep him for JC. EriK the kid remains ours...

No one wants Kuba or Gonchar...

No one wants our goalies...

No one wants any of our forwards except Foligno and he's mine...Jaarko maybe...

No one wants our coach or GM...

No one wants to buy our team off Eugene...

So lets all just stick together and ride this one out. When you are down is when you make your biggest mistakes in life.

"Don't re-sign any expiring contracts...draft often, draft well!"

I like...

I like the "Status Quo"...Bryan Murray's presser: "I'm staying upstairs and Clouston will remain behind the bench...we shall fulfill our contracts to Eugene...our team is too old and that's my fault...we shall have to live with one winter of 14,000 a game...

Next summer...this is not a new idea...Cam Neely to GM/Boston, Peter Chiarelli to Ottawa upon his request for both moves...because with Chiarelli ya get the whole family, they got politicians, lawyers, teachers, fixers anything you need...

"Don't re-sign any expiring contracts...pick often, pick well!"