Friday, February 5, 2010

And another thing!

In the middle sixties I ran against a guy from Ottawa, Bob Fisher-Smith, "World's Fastest Human" and he was for one season. Over the 50 years his records were improved apon marginally until the introduction of Roids. The point here is "Oh, they are so much bigger and faster now!"

Late hits and late hitting...in the late sixties, my day to play, this full speed, 10 stride, 35 foot run @ a defenceman, 3 "steam boats" late, would have been greeted with a full tomahawk chop to the neck of the attacker, downing him face first on the ice!

Or this asshole, the attacker, was assessed 5 and a game for charging...there is no such thing as a charging call anymore!

It's no wonder we have these elbowings and head shots...and this size and speed thing is bullshit...pure bullshit!

I'm not saying that they aren't bigger and faster...it's this "the players today are so big and fast that they cannot control themselves" BULLSHIT to all 30 GMs!

Ryan Kesler is a "Woose!"

Ryan Kesler @ 6'2", 205lbs. is bigger and stronger than you think, but he doesn't hit, go close to or fight with anyone his own size! However, he likes to act tough around the smaller offencive guys...the guy is a complete "woose!" Someone should clean his clock...for him to hit "Karl" gratuitously after a dump in, getting Erik in an indefencible position is complete "Horsesh&t!"

We have another game...this guy is a jerk...a mouth piece...a diver some say...universally disliked...I want retribution!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

No complaints!

Brian Elliot...excellent...just win baby!

Big game by all our DEFENCE!

Jason...the streak and the winner!

Alexei...PPPP...Power Play Pass Play...you're the best!

#9...the opener!

Alfie...three helpers!

Kell...strong!

Ryan...miles skated tonight...well done!

"Karl"...shake it off man! You are our NMVP!

"Derrick!"

To Derrick, the Anonymous chickens and all you boys, who don't think we are a powerhouse...the Ottawa Senators are an Eastern Conference "Powerhouse" once again!!

Coach Clouston is a master game "planer" and in game "adjuster" but his starting line ups leave a lot to be desired. Up until we lost Nick Foligno it didn't matter because he has such talent at his disposal that he could re-scramble during the game, double shift Alfie or Alexei and succeed. Now, however without #71, Clouston and his staff must maximise all assets...#41 sits; Winni plays the wing as he did in the third period taking the strong side draws; Regin, our fastest, should go back to center between Shannon and Milan, the three fastest guys on the team, I don't know about the chemistry but they will sure scare the sh&t out of the Sedins.

Mr. Clouston show us some intestinal fortitude...show us the size of your...

#9; #43; #26

#18; #19; #27

#25; #12; #11

#10; #22; #73

Wow! Ya might not have to change them at all!

PS: It's time to give "Karl" the #1 PP.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

"A Perfect 10!"

Congratulations! Big team win!

Brian Elliott...excellent...just win baby!

Alfie...the winner...superb!

Jason...amazing shooting!

"Karl"...you are spectacular!

Alexei...pulling your weight early!

Coaching...Clouston you got away with one!..or was it -2!

Déja vu!

It's déja vu, all over again...Yogi Berra

It's after Christmas, 2007, Bryan Murray is coaching, we're goin' pretty good and it's on to Buffalo for a big game with the Sabres. Inexplicably Mr. Murray changes up the lines...condenses them in order to produce more scoring, of course the experiment fails (Buffalo is then and are now a 4 line team.) and late in the game he tries and succeeds in balancing the 4 lines but of course it's too late!

Coach Clouston...I do not like your starting line up tonight!!

You have 5 centers available...you are moving the wrong man to the wing...strength down the center...it's not fair to Winni, first game back, let him get his timing back and his feet under him.

Note: It's doom and gloom in Buffalo, their fans think the Sabres have no chance...Boys, they're sittin' in the weeds!!

Monday, February 1, 2010

Worst 4th line in the league!

With the promotion of a very quick and skilled Petr Regin to Kovy & Fish. CiCi has created for himself and Bryan Murray the worst 4th line in the league!

A recovering Winchester, who can't win a draw off his bad knee nor stay with any of the decent centers in the East (Will be eaten alive in Buffalo).

Jon Cheechoo, if you are not progressing, you are regressing, we (Sens Fans) are witnessing the largest fall off (regression) in the history of the team and it comes with the final payments of his $3 million contract!! Forget the money for a moment this player is taking valuable NHL minutes from a Zach Smith for example.

Ryan Shannon is way too fast for these guys and will spend the whole game in his own end being bullied by the other guy's big 4th liners!

So CiCi, coaching 101, ya don't try to play 3 lines vs a 4 line team...these guys are in first place ya know...

Here's what ya should have done!!

#9; #19; #11

#26; #43; #27

#73; #12; #25

#10; #22; #18

a facsimile of this line up will play Vancouver!