Friday, September 25, 2009

The "Call".

Eugene Melnyk to Mr. Bryan Murray..."Bryan please respond to me immediately!"

Collect call from Bryan Murray, in Ottawa do you accept the charges?

"Good morning Bryan" greets Mr. Melnyk "Coach I have just a couple questions this morning."

Pause... "Brian, why are we offering to trade or move not one but two of our DEFENCEMEN when some of our older D-men can't even make it out of training camp...I mean I've had these guys to the Ranch...some of 'em can hardly walk let alone ride a horse or skate...and another thing... expensive forwards...off load some of that 4th Line you're making me look bad at the B of G meetings... some of those guys think we are doing it on purpose and trying to have the biggest "Actual" Salary in the League...OH, gotta go, got another call!"

8 comments:

  1. Canucnik, you're on notice.

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  2. Bill:

    Remind me to tell you about the Polar Bear Gun sometime!

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  3. I heard Nick Price has one of those in his jet-powered helicopter. Lucky bastard!

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  4. Actually Nick's is a rifle...mine is a Hand Gun! But from the air we only use darts nowadays...caught on the ground is a different story!

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  5. Bill if you are "San Soo" then I am "Sun Tzu" and I taught you everything you know!

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  6. Your son (#3, the redhead that we called "Postman") used to bring that gun with him when we'd play shinny on those nearby lakes over there in the Q. Anytime he got sent to the box he'd spend two minutes angling. Strange days, indeed!

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  7. Maybe we do, maybe we do. But you need a W.

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